Greetings, Saints! It's that time of year again. So here we go with the ZWTF Classic, "Santa Claus is a big fat f***ing faker."
Ahh. That's music to my ears.
In this article, written two years ago, I compare Santa Claus to the Christian god, who finds out who is naught and nice, and then sends the naughty people to hell. Wow. In this he "one ups" Santa, because Santa only leaves bad kids a lump of coal. The Christian god, on the other hand, being quite more creative than Santa Claus, turns people into lumps of coal and then burns them for eternity.
Dang. It seems like both of these white-bearded entities have a bit of a mean streak.
I hope everyone is relatively well. Let me know what you think of this newsletter. Thank you to everyone who has written me to encourage me, to ask a question, or just to say hello. And thanks also to those who have helped me to keep this work spreading near and far—even to the North Pole. Word has it that Santa is now a subscriber. My hope is that he reads this exposé, repents of his heinous crimes, and grasps the truths belonging to the body of Christ. We could use a new evangelist in the northern regions.
Yours from regions south,
Martin
