We are in a time of political upheaval here in the United States. There is presently an illegitimate president in the White House. He was not elected, but rather his party provably (evidence abounds) stole the election for him. The man is so dumb and corrupt that there is no way he could have won an election on his own merits—and he didn't. This man's name is The Exhumed Body. He was running against a man named Donald Trump, who is The Last Trump. 

 

In the month prior to the election, Donald Trump held many rallies. A total of 240,000 people showed up at his rallies. The Exhumed Body, on the other hand, amassed a total of 84 rally-attendees in the same time frame. This is not an exaggeration or a joke. These are the actual figures. 

 

The Exhumed Body and his running mate (whose name is Hairy Camel) promised to 1) make everyone wear medical masks, everywhere, for at least 100 days, 2) open the borders of the United States and let anybody and everybody in, and then give the invaders free healthcare, free education, and a free wage, 3) eventually eliminate all cars and airplanes from the United States, 4) abolish all police departments in the United States, 5) raise everyone's taxes, 6) let terrorists from terrorist countries enter the United States freely, 7) bankrupt industries (oil; gas; coal) that allowed the United States to become energy independent, 8) make friends with our country's worst enemy, namely China, 9) send money to rogue countries (N.Korea and Iran) so that they can build nuclear weapons and aim them at us, 10), re-join climate "deals" that punish the United States, 11) eliminate the First Amendment of the Constitution, namely, free speech, 12) take away every citizen's guns so that the citizens cannot defend themselves or overturn the government if (when) it becomes totalitarian, 13) shut down the entire U.S. economy should even one "doctor" recommend it based on CV-19 scam propaganda, and 14) persecute and punish anyone who didn't vote for The Exhumed Body and his running mate, Hairy Camel. 

 

You would think that even Satan could campaign and win against such a madcap agenda. You would be correct. But this is why the election had to be stolen. The party of The Exhumed Body and Hairy Camel knew that their ticket could not win. It was the ticket not only from hell, but to hell. There were simply not enough insane people in the United States who would vote for The Exhumed Body and Hairy Camel. There were some, yes (those who swallowed the propaganda), but not enough. 

 

The ZWTF article that I am sharing with you today encourages us members of the body of Christ to be subject to superior authorities. I wrote it over three years ago. It is still valid. No one, however, should deduce from this article that I think the illegitimate presidency should last, or even that it will last. Additionally, no one should deduce that I would not cheer a patriotic overturning of such a government by freedom-loving Americans favoring free enterprise over gulags and ignoring Romans, chapter 13. 

 

There is a conventional wisdom that says, "Zender, God always uses ungodly authorities. This is just our lot. This is the way it goes in this eon. Nothing ever works out, Zender. Ever. Don't you know that?" Well, yes, I have been alive for some time now and I have noted the trend. I appreciate all those who have reminded me in these past days that we are living in a wicked eon. Thanks for the reminder; I could have sworn this was Paradise. But I am not one for conventional wisdom, thank you. As far as our endurance of the illegitimate administration goes, here is an analogy for you: The apostle Paul's last potential beating (Acts 22:25) was averted due to the apostle's appeal to Roman law. This may give you a clue as to the slant of the political show I will produce and publish tomorrow (Monday, January 25). The entire show will not be politically oriented, but just enough of it to satisfy those justly clamoring for it. Not a moment of it will be politically correct. 

 

In the meantime, beware of all cow flatulence. 

 

Yours from the peninsula,