God's "problem" is that He does everything, all the time. It's known as "being God." How then does He relate to creatures who exist on a level far, far, far lower than His, for whom He wishes to give
real-time experiences? Like this: He condescends to relate to His creatures (known as "the relative viewpoint") in their own "language."
The fatal mistake is to assume that the God Who condescends to relate to His creatures (it's a figure of speech known as "Anthropomorphia") is the quintessential God, that is, that God is ACTUALLY like us. This is the core mistake that leads to just about every other ridiculous mistake (false teaching) in Christianity. Let us not fall prey to it.
