Michael Knotts and Matthew Holland team up to crusade against one of the most natural, pleasure-giving gifts that God has given to humanity: masturbation. Not only this, but they would prefer it if men never looked at pictures of beautiful women ever again, or read any literature that excited the sexual senses. According to Matthew Holland, "all porn is gay porn," "anyone who whacks off to porn is a gay guy," and "If you are whacking off, you're sexually pleasing a man, so technically, you're a homo."

 

If this sounds unhinged to you, even homophobic, well, it is. The Word of God prohibits none of the sexual restrictions that these men seek to foist upon the body of Christ. So why the mania?

 

Due to the artificial prohibitions of religion, many people suffer great guilt and shame over enjoying sexual pleasure. This guilt is not of God, but of the evil one. Satan has cleverly and rather remarkably made the feminine form—called by God "good" in Eden—into its number one enemy. By this diabolical method, Satan distracts Christianity with a false battle, enabling him to announce the most evil, most damaging message of all time through its midst. While Christianity battles the evils of women's two-piece swimwear, Satan foists the lie of eternal torment through the mouths and pulpits of the bikini-hating spokespeople. Christians love eternal torment, at the same time hating any and all appreciation of the feminine form, especially by men—the very people created by God to enjoy it most. There is no finer (and more terrifying) example of calling what is evil, good and good, evil.

 

Unfortunately, our brothers in Christ have fallen prey to this lie. Thus, they now become part of the problem.

 

I would not be so alarmed except that a little leaven leavens the whole lump. Even a smattering of religious (not Scriptural) prohibition leads to torrents of it. To those who would applaud Michael and Matthew for condemning things that they, themselves (for whatever reason) hate, beware: you must stand for the principle of freedom. Today they rail against a God-given gift that you also despise, but tomorrow they (or someone else) rail against a thing that your faith (limited as it may be) allows. Stand for freedom. Stand for truth. (In other words: they and their ilk are coming for you next.)

 

Read your Bible.

 

Romans 14:14, 22—

 

"I have perceived and am persuaded in the Lord Jesus that nothing is contaminating of itself, except that the one reckoning anything to be contaminating, to that one it is contaminating...The faith which you have, have for yourself in God's sight. Happy is he who is not judging himself in that which he is attesting."