July 5 was the 74th anniversary of the modern iteration of one of the greatest inventions of all time: the bikini. If there is any doubt that God is good, consideration of a fine female
form in revealing swimwear is not a bad place to start. For those who wish to progress from there, being declared righteous by God is an even bigger boon, conferring upon those who appreciate it a peace and relaxation that, above all else, angers the hell out of religious people. Between the bikini and justification, I'm not sure what pisses off religious people more.
