Dear Readers and Fellow-Believers,
Did you ever wish that you had a succinct, scholarly, yet entertaining piece of writing with which to silence those irritating individuals known as "Preterists," who insist that the book of Revelation has already occurred
and that God is finished with Israel? Well, it's your lucky day. Here is Volume 5, Issue 47 of the ZWTF newsletter—a succinct, scholarly, entertaining composition that will make all of your "confound-a-Preterist-today" fantasies come true.
I am remaining you brother in Christ and servant in the Lord from the edge of the bottom of the Floridan peninsula,
—Martin Zender