Greetings to you all from the Floridian peninsula. Have you all noticed that most Christians love the book of James? There is a reason for this, of course. James was a physical son of Abraham, and Christians—being a tactile people—love all things physical. They especially love that giant tablet-thing known as the law of Moses. They will stare at it until their

eyes glaze and fondle it until their fondlers are sore. It is at this time that they experience the first, spastic throes of what I call a Jamesgasm. 

 

In this edition of the ZWTF, I explain in full the Christian love affair with James. You will probably laugh a little bit. Or maybe a lot. At the same time, you will be more appreciative than ever of our gospel, which has nothing to do with James or with the stone tablet of law previously mentioned. Rather, it is saturated fully with the grace of God apart from works of law. 

 

Try to relax today and enjoy being completely accepted by Christ

Jesus in accord with the beautiful message, not of James, but of Paul.

It doesn't get any better than this—at least not on the planet earth. 

 

Yours in expectation of escaping the planet, 

 

—Martin