The Christian God (who is in fact a false god) tries not to enjoy the things that humans enjoy: cigarettes, whiskey, and dancing—to name a few. What DOES he enjoy? Burning most of his creation in hell for eternity. What a pity that he sent his son to save the world—but it didn't work. As long as he has no choice but to eternally torment those who don't love him, the Christian God may as well enjoy it. What a sicko. Really, what a bumbling loser. Poor guy.