Isn’t it ironic that your friends are praying to God for you to “wake up” from your “crazy” beliefs, when they are the ones believing the craziest teachings ever to befuddle and disgust humanity: a god who tortures his enemies for eternity; a god who gave away his sovereignty to every single human being (i.e. “free will”); a son who died but really didn’t.

If anyone needs prayed for, it’s these people.