In spite of the fact that we could at any moment be whisked up into immortality and universal fame as members of Christ’s body—inheritors of His glory and power—we nevertheless find ourselves in humiliating positions here on earth as we mingle and jingle with those not chosen. What is a future celestial magistrate to do? This: take a deep breath and put your toothbrush where your wife/husband wants you to put it.

As an added bonus, I show you an amazing gift I received from one of YOU, and then I hop on it and demonstrate its use, yes, while the cameras roll.