The Tories (Trinity Over-Reactors), apparently exhausted from the complex weaving of philosophical tales required to destroy simple verses such as, “the world came into being through Him” (John 1:10), wearied from multi-syllabic essays about why words like “through” and “in” don’t mean what you think they mean—in the last of these days have spoken to us via the latest, greatest technique you’re ever encountered for why the Son of God did not exist until slipping from His mommy’s uterus in Bethlehem. I have dubbed this technique the “Just Say It’s Poetic!” technique (you don’t have to include the exclamation point, but it helps), patented over the weekend by Richard Golko. See it in glorious display for the first time here on MZTV.