"Sex Among the Celestials" is not clickbait. I actually talk about it at the beginning of the show.

Additionally, since we talked yesterday about Clyde Pilkington's fantasy roles of marriage arrived at by murdering the laws of the metaphor—false roles that would cause more harm than good for any couple pursuing them—let's discover the ACTUAL roles of Marriage as defined by actual corroborating Scripture pulled from Genesis and 1 Corinthians. I mean, you know, let's do THAT rather than abusing a metaphor. We good?

This is why they call me the World's Most Outspoken Bible Scholar.

Having said that, however, this production is a mess. My main computer is still, at this moment, disabled. And as we all discovered yesterday, I cannot synch audio and video on my backup computer.

Therefore, in this video you are now holding, I tried to record off my backup computer's onboard camera with my Shure microphone plugged directly into the backup computer. This failed about 30 seconds into the recording. Ah—but since I am a professional broadcaster, I had prepared for this possible failure by ALSO running my camera phone and a lapel microphone. Sounds good, right?

Well, no. Actually it sounds like shit. Why does it sound like shit? Because I discovered that my lapel microphone is now degraded from several conference adventures and makes it sound like I'm broadcasting from inside a fish aquarium---and I'm talking about WITH THE FISH.

 I did the best I could.

Apple could do nothing with my coffee-ruined main computer except to tell me that they could clean it for $1,500 (🤣), which would also buy me the privilege of losing my hard drive. Um----no. But thanks anyway, doofuses.

So I'm going to take my caffeinated computer to a local shop and see if they can clean it for a more reasonable price and save my hard drive.

If I can get this main computer fixed, I will then use IT as my backup computer, having discovered that my current backup computer is simple no longer up for my intense video-editing shenanigans. And then I shall buy a new computer, after making certain it's an unfeigned member of the body of Christ.

Grace, peace, love, and sanity to us all. (Sanity might be asking a little too much at this time.)