A Kingdom/Overcomer/Pentecostal/Israel guy named Mike Hoover wrote us in the comments a couple weeks ago telling us that we would be no good to anyone on this earth unless we "burned the dross" from our lives, submitted to nails being driven into our old Adamic natures, and generally enjoyed all the beautiful and frustrating challenges life has to offer (trial, asceticism, sweat, tears, strain) while waiting for the Tribulation, during which we would attempt to endure and overcome, all the while setting ourselves up for a beheading by the beast system.

And a merry Christmas to you, too, sir! But we're in the body of Christ—you brought the wrong message to the wrong people at the wrong time. Other than THAT----

But thanks anyway, Mike, and grab yourself a candy cane on the way out.