There is one person who would never, ever criticize your awaiting your salvation with salivation: Paul. He, himself, expected to be made immortal in his lifetime. That he wasn't is irrelevant. The return of Christ to the air for His body was meant to be—via the script of Christ Himself—a delicious rumination assisting saints of every era in surviving the era.

Today: one of the most seemingly ridiculous statements ever made by Paul ends up justifying a nearly anxious expectation of change.