God gave members of the body of Christ an expectation that we can suck on like candy, or lick like a lollipop, to help us through our darkest days. And to think that some buzzkill believers accuse us of being escapists. You mean, like, we want to escape mortality, see Jesus, at last rid ourselves of gravity and rise into celestial spheres.

Dang. You pathetic masochists got us pegged.