Whenever you see someone torturing Scripture verses beyond recognition to the point that even casual observers would say, "That ain't right"—you know there's an agenda afoot.

Recently, the man caught tying a couple innocent Scripture passages to chairs and beating them into confessing HIS ideas about rewards at the dais of Christ is Aaron Seamster. I probably shouldn't play armchair psychologist here—but away I go. There is a lesson to be had here—well, two. 1) don't tie Scripture verses to chairs and beat them, and 2) rejoice with those who are rejoicing.