If Joseph, the husband of Mary and earthly father of Jesus, could come back and tell us what he thinks about Christmas--what would he say? We don't have to guess! In this special edition of the Crack O' Dawn Report, Joseph (yes, THAT Joseph) fills in for Martin Zender and gives you the lowdown on the world's most sacred holiday--and also explains why he doesn't have a mustache. Fun for the whole family! (All curse words have been professionally bleeped.)