Hello, everyone. That's me up there, Martin Zender, staring meaningfully and happily into your eyes in front of a large, American city that looks a lot like Denver.

Zenderville is a blog I started back in 2006. During the first half of that amazingly average year, God gave me a stupendous urge to record events and capture thoughts. For six months, I obeyed the urge. If the results had been disappointing, I'd have deleted these old posts long ago. Unfortunately, these posts are breathtaking examples of pure literary genius. Thus, they remain.

Now, six years later, I am revisited by the Muse. Not only that, but I really feel like writing stuff again. The current urge feels more stupendous, even, than the urge of 2006.

This time, you may be in big trouble.